Cynical mantras

There are some few principles(or whatever) i always follow.
My guidelines for difficult situations in which i don't always quite know how to handle myself.
And yeheey today i feel like sharing.
So:

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- Don't expect anything from anyone.

99% of the time they'll just fail to deliver.

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- Good things don't happen to you.

If it seems like good things are happening.

Something is very wrong.

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- Not being responsible for anyone else but yourself.

Also means

you can't control anyone else but yourself.

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- If you don't make a move.

The only one getting bedsores are you.

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- Never board a ship that you're not prepared to go down with.

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No.

Today is not a particularly cheerleaderish day.

Don't worry.

I'll be my old bubble-gummy-self tomorrow.

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